Thursday, February 10, 2011

The mirror

Bear and naked I stand before you
You have no mouth to speak
Yet your eyes are wide to see
You see parts my eyes cannot reach
You say things with your eyes
Words which are meant for the mouth speak

Bear and naked I stand before you
Without shame I let you explore
While I look through your eyes
What you show me…
Makes me want to know more…
Am I beautiful tell me?
Am I ugly let me know?

Clothed and powered I stand before you
Tell me would the world accept me?
Do I look like a happening chick?
If you had a voice I would believe your words
You never lie, you show me just has you see
Tell me mirror if you had the mouth to speak would
You tell me the truth about me?
Tell me what do you see?

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

I MISS OUR LOVE

RIP
To the ones we lost in the race of time.
its a shame that things 
has to end this way 
it's a pity....
oh what pain
we were so close yet far apart
Pride or Fate wouldn't 
let us be together
nor fame or fortune make us friends
i assumed you'll always be there
now you are gone and there is no 
gate fee for a minute life...
if there were one 
I would say....
Sorry i never told you 
all i wanted to say 
for we are so close but 
far apart
i would have told you 
I love you
but now that you
are gone...
Just a day ...
One sweet day...
and just a minute
i would say
i miss our love 
i miss our friendship
i miss your face 
i miss your personality
Dear friend 
you are gone 
and the gap between us is wide
you left so soon 
but your memory
will still be in our hearts
i miss our love 
REST IN PEACE.

Names of churches

 

 Chukwudi & Sons evangelical ministry, Aba . This caught my attention most.
 
Laff don wound me ooooooo.
 
While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria . I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment :D
 
Here goes::.
 
·         Jesus Of God Mission ( Imo State )
 
·         God's Mennonite Church
 
·         Guided Missiles Church
 
·         JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
 
·         Healing Has Begun Ministry
 
·         God's Own Ministry
 
·         The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) :D
 
·         Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
 
·         Hurricane Miracle Ministry
 
·         Healing Tsunami Ministry
 
·         Satan in Trouble Ministry
 
·         Fire for Fire Ministry
 
·         Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos.
·         My guess is they're affiliated with NATO :D
 
·         FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt )
 
·         Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite! :D :D :D

Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
 
·         The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
 
·         Jesus Heal Ministry
 
·         Face to face ministry
 
·         Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
 
·         Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
 
·         By fire By Fire Ministry
 
·         HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
 
·         David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
 
·         House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
 
·         JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
 
·         OPM - Other people's money (PH)
 
·         God in action ministries
 
·         Moving mountain gospel church
 
·         MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
 
·         Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
 
·         Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" :D :D :D
 
·         HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY ( Abuja )
 
·         HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
 
·         JESUS NEVER [bleep] UP MINISTRY ( Benin ) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word :D ok here is it - "fuck"
 
·         Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
 
·         Accredited Church of God
 
·         Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) :D
 
·         Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
 
·         Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
 
·         LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God
 
·         Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
 
·         God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" :D
 
·         Fire burn ministries
 
·         JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt
 
·         Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
 
·         Old time religion ministry
 
·         Strong Hand of God ministry
 
·         Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
 
·         Trigger happy ministry.
Motto- always firing the devil
 
·         KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
 
·         Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
 
·         SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
 
·         Perfect Christianity Ministry
 
·         Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
 

Elshaddai shall not die ministries ...pls note Powered by...lolz
 We can only begin to imagine the level of deception going on in most of these so called " churches ".



Tips on Long term relationships

A relationship is a friendship. Therefore you should be asking yourself this simple questions.

1.Can this person be my close friend?
2. Do we enjoy going for walks together and just talking?
3. Can i freely talk with him/her about my joys and sorrows or personal related issues.
4. Does he/she feel free share his/her deep feelings with me?
5. Do we enjoy working for God together?
6. Can he/she be there for me when i need help or clam me down when am angry?
7. Can he/she be there for me to learn on when i cry?
8. Can he/she love me naturally for who i am not what i have or look like?
9. Is this person my best friend?
10. Can him or her share all he has with me, is he or she a free giver?



LOVE IS NOT A FEELING
LOVE IS DOING

YOU CANNOT CHOOSE YOUR FEELINGS
YOU CAN CHOOSE WHAT YOU DO.

Monday, January 10, 2011

TEST FOR TRUE LOVE.

One must ask am i ready for a long term relationship am i ready to settle down and start my own family or am i just enjoying the lust and pleasures life has to bring. So if u are ready for true love check out this test.

1. THE TALK FREELY TEST.
When u want to test your love the first question to think about is, can we talk with each other freely?


2. THE HABIT TEST.
The second question for testing your love is, Do i want to spend my whole life with this person, even if his/her habits never change?


3. THE NO- TOUCHING TEST.
The third question for testing love is, Do we really appreciate each others personality, or do we just enjoy touching each others body?


5. THE ADMIRE TEST.
The forth question for testing your love is, Do we have reasons for admiring each other, or Do we just have a lovely feeling?


NB: IF YOUR LOVE IS TRUE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLID REASONS FOR SAYING THAT HE/SHE WILL BE A GREAT LIFE PARTER.


4. THE KNOWING EACH OTHER TEST.
The next question is, Do you know his/her past and present?


5. THE LOVE FOR CHRIST TEST.
 Are we helping each other to love Christ more? Are both of you interested in obeying and serving Christ or Is it just one of you that is really interested?


6. THE GIVING TEST.
Do you to give love and happiness to him/her. or Is he/she a happy person who wants to give love and happiness to me.


NB: TRUE LOVE WANTS TO GIVE LOVE, NOT JUST RECEIVE IT. TRUE LOVE CARES FOR THE OTHER MORE THAN ITSELF. TRUE LOVE SAYS " I WILL BE GENTLE AND PATIENT WITH YOU." "I WILL LISTEN TO YOUR PROBLEMS."


7. THE FORGIVE - AFTER - QUARREL TEST.
Ask yourself this, After quarrel can both of you say " I AM SORRY"? Can you forgive? Are you both unselfish enough to listen to each others ideas can both of you reach an agreement?


NB: IN TRUE LOVE, BOTH ARE SORRY TO HAVE HURT THE OTHER AND BOTH DO NOT DEMAND TO HAVE THEIR OWN WAY.


8. THE HAND IN HAND TEST.
Can your partner help you grow, can he/she hold you hand in hand has he/she grows up mentally, financially, socially, spiritually, academically e.t.c 




SO CHECK YOURSELF AND YOUR PARTNER ARE BOTH OF YOU I A TRUST WORTHY RELATIONSHIP ARE YOU GUYS ARE JUST ENJOYING EACH OTHER ON A SEXUAL BASE ONLY.