Chukwudi & Sons evangelical ministry, Aba . This caught my attention most.
Laff don wound me ooooooo.
While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria . I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment :D
Here goes::.
· Jesus Of God Mission ( Imo State )
· God's Mennonite Church
· Guided Missiles Church
· JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
· Healing Has Begun Ministry
· God's Own Ministry
· The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) :D
· Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
· Hurricane Miracle Ministry
· Healing Tsunami Ministry
· Satan in Trouble Ministry
· Fire for Fire Ministry
· Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos.
· My guess is they're affiliated with NATO :D
· FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt )
· Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite! :D :D :D
Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
· The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
· Jesus Heal Ministry
· Face to face ministry
· Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
· Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
· By fire By Fire Ministry
· HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
· David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
· House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
· JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
· OPM - Other people's money (PH)
· God in action ministries
· Moving mountain gospel church
· MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
· Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
· Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" :D :D :D
· HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY ( Abuja )
· HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
· JESUS NEVER [bleep] UP MINISTRY ( Benin ) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word :D ok here is it - "fuck"
· Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
· Accredited Church of God
· Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) :D
· Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
· Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
· LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God
· Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
· God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" :D
· Fire burn ministries
· JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt
· Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
· Old time religion ministry
· Strong Hand of God ministry
· Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
· Trigger happy ministry.
Motto- always firing the devil
· KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
· Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
· SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
· Perfect Christianity Ministry
· Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
Elshaddai shall not die ministries ...pls note Powered by...lolz We can only begin to imagine the level of deception going on in most of these so called " churches ". |
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