Installing Love

Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?  

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay
to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see,I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely deleted.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?  

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components". What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.  

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.  

Customer: Okay, done.


Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over my Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but eventually gets it at the proper time. So, Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it's various components to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share it with others and return some cool components back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels.
   
My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This Is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are Received."
     
I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.
Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
   
The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them."
   
I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many  blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth
   
Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the Door of a very small station To my great surprise, only one angel was Seated there, idly doing nothing. "This is the Acknowledgment Section," My angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed "How is it that there is no work going on here?" I asked.
 
"So sad," the angel sighed. "After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments." 
     
"How does one acknowledge God's blessings?" I asked.
     
"Simple," the angel answered.    Just say, "Thank you, Lord."

Have you said THANK YOU LORD today if No do it NOW!

True Love

Love can always conquer

Whatever discord brings

And love can also cover

A multitude of things

Don't you under estimate

What love can ever do

For love is God eternal

And His love can renew

What is cold and lifeless

Now lost all hope and died

For love can breathe new meaning

And give it back new life

Please don't give up on love

When it seems that all is lost

For there is always hope

If we're prepared to pay the cost

For love is always worth it

No matter how much the price

For love will be much stronger

When we trust in Jesus Christ

So let God have full reign

Let Him live within your heart

Then you will know true love

For this He will impart

Wounded in the Church

Are you upset over the treatment you received at the hands of church people who chose to condemn instead of helping you?

Or who neglected you when they should have sought you out, restored you spiritually and returned you to the flock?

Most people who've been wounded in the church could easily convince a jury it should never have happened. And it shouldn't! But it did - and reliving it won't change it. Think: if you were mugged and taken to the hospital, you wouldn't spend all your time obsessing about the mugger who beat you up, would you? No, your main concern would be recovering as fast as possible!

Ironically, with physical wounds we seek help immediately, but with emotional ones we're inclined to focus on the problem instead of the solution.

General Robert E. Lee once visited a house in Kentucky where a very bitter woman showed him the remains of a magnificent tree the Union artillery had destroyed. She expected Lee to sympathize with her and condemn the Yankees.
But instead he quietly replied, "Cut it down, dear lady, and forget it."

No amount of bitterness could change that tree, but it could certainly change her, and not for the better. Paul says he begged God to take away his pain until, "He told me, 'My grace is...all you need'...Once I heard that...I quit focusing on the handicap" ( 2 Corinthians 12:9 TM).

Quit focusing on your hurt; turn it over to God!

One Moment

We have but a moment to fall in love, 

one moment that is ours, 

then it is gone. 

Taken on a breeze 

delicate and fragile, 

never to return 

If it happens, it happens then, 

in that one moment, 

in that breathtaking second 

as eyes meet, speaking volumes. 

No words needed. 

And we know? 

we have one chance, 

one moment to say 

I Love You. 

Take that moment 

Embrace it 

Make it yours.

Words

When you say, ?I love you?, 

I can see it in your eyes. 

When you say, ?I miss you?, 

It?s mirrored in my loneliness. 

When you say, ?I want you?, 

I can feel it in your kiss. 

When you say, ?I need you?, 

I know you mean forever.

Questions for Love

Is love ever wrong? 

Can love make mistakes ?

A love so long it cannot be wrong 

A love so rite it has to be fate 

Is love ever certain 

Of those whom it chooses 

Or can it be a curtain 

Over the eyes of whom it chooses 

Who may answer these questions 

Can you deliver a clue 

Or maybe suggestions 

All I ask are a few 

Why do we fall in love 

Why can't love fall to us 

How do we know when we've found love 

How can we learn to trust 

When is the rite time to give away your heart 

What if your not sure 

Do our hearts have destinies that our minds cannot fathum 

Does the love that blinds us 

Blind our minds as well 

Clouding our judgement and confusing us 

If so how can we tell 

To love is as to live 

An adventure and a blessing 

Responsibility and a privilige 

Exciting and testing 

Sorrow and carnage 

Upsetting and dreadful 

Bonding and beautiful 

How do I know this... 

Good question

All You Wanted

All you wanted was someone to hold your hand 

To understand 

To be there when you needed them 

To hold you close 

To keep you warm when you were cold 

But you got so blind 

Trying to find 

That one person you love 

You forgot about the people who already did 

You couldn't see 

That one special person was me

Untitled

I have loved you; even now I may confess, 

Some embers of my love their fire retain 

but do not let it cause you more distress, 

I do not want to sadden you again. 

Hopeless and tongue tied, yet, I loved you dearly 

With pangs the jealous and the timid know; 

So tenderly I loved you- so sincerely; 

I pray God grant another love you so.

My True Love Has My Heart

My true-love has my heart and I have his, 

By just exchange one for the other given; 

I hold his dear and mine he cannot miss; 

There never was a better bargain driven. 

My true-love has my heart and I have his, 

His heart in me keeps him and me in one; 

My heart in him his thoughts and senses guides; 

He loves my heart for once it was his own, 

I cherish his because in me it bides. 

My true-love hath my heart and I have his,

My Love in His Attire

My love in his attire does show his wit, 

It does so well become his: 

For every season he has dressings, fit, 

For harmatan, raining, and dry. 

No beauty he does miss, 

When all his cloths are on

But Beauty's self he is, 

When all his cloths are gone.

PASSION'S FLAMES

A touch, soft and tender.

A whisper, full of desire

A gasp of sweet surrender

As passion fuels the fire

No words spoken between them

No promises to be kept

No lies being told tonight

No looking back - no regrets

Longing to hold each other

Such precious little time

Both vowed to another

Being lonely their only crime

Tomorrow bringing sorrow

A brief moment of shame

With the memory of this one night

A release from passion's flames.

In just one kiss

Antagonizing pleasure 

Placed upon my lips  

Where dreams come true 

In just one kiss! 

Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy 

Closing the door on reality

Not even the thickest iceberg 

Could melt the lust I feel inside! 

I shed my fears faster than my clothes 

The anticipation begins to unfold 

My heart begins to pound faster 

As you come closer 

Just one look from your eyes 

And I become hypnotized 

A river of sins, to which I concede 

Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me! 

Your lips gently pressed against mine 

A silent submission of tongues intertwined 

My mouth tenderly pressed against yours 

My voice trembles as you start to explore 

Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine 

An erotic dance of passing time 

My heart's racing as fast as yours 

My body's craving for something more! 

Starving and Craving 

For an evening 

Of erotic bliss 

Where dreams come true 

In Just One Kiss.

Un-honest Love

I can’t seem to find you in my heart. 

You're just not there, 

I can’t sit here and be unpleased 

Thinking about why I have you here. 

You say you love me, 

But my heart pushes you away 

I think I love you, but it's not the truth 

Everyday in my heart you seem to fade. 

I’m trying to stay true to myself 

I hope you can see 

I can’t always listen to your emotions 

And be as you want me to be. 

I can’t help it but to love you 

Love you Un-honest 

Love that isn’t honest 

Can’t flow through my heart constantly 

You’re not my first, 

First boy who trapped me in their spell 

To the point where I cry at night 

That I have my own little shell. 

Boy I can say I love you 

But I lie to your face with a pound of shame 

Our relationship 

Was all a big game? 

Don’t get me wrong 

I feel real bad 

But I warned your heart before 

to save it from being sad.

The mirror

Bear and naked I stand before you

You have no mouth to speak

Yet your eyes are wide to see

You see parts my eyes cannot reach

You say things with your eyes

Words which are meant for the mouth speak

Bear and naked I stand before you

Without shame I let you explore

While I look through your eyes

What you show me…

Makes me want to know more…

Am I beautiful tell me?

Am I ugly let me know?

Clothed and powered I stand before you

Tell me would the world accept me?

Do I look like a happening chick?

If you had a voice I would believe your words

You never lie, you show me just has you see

Tell me mirror if you had the mouth to speak would

You tell me the truth about me?

Tell me what do you see?

I MISS OUR LOVE

RIP

To the ones we lost in the race of time.

its a shame that things 

has to end this way 

it's a pity....

oh what pain

we were so close yet far apart

Pride or Fate wouldn't 

let us be together

nor fame or fortune make us friends

i assumed you'll always be there

now you are gone and there is no 

gate fee for a minute life...

if there were one 

I would say....

Sorry i never told you 

all i wanted to say 

for we are so close but 

far apart

i would have told you 

I love you

but now that you

are gone...

Just a day ...

One sweet day...

and just a minute

i would say

i miss our love 

i miss our friendship

i miss your face 

i miss your personality

Dear friend 

you are gone 

and the gap between us is wide

you left so soon 

but your memory

will still be in our hearts

i miss our love 

REST IN PEACE.

Names of churches

Chukwudi & Sons evangelical ministry, Aba . This caught my attention most.   Laff don wound me ooooooo.   While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria . I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment :D   Here goes::.   ·         Jesus Of God Mission ( Imo State )   ·         God's Mennonite Church   ·         Guided Missiles Church   ·         JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'   ·         Healing Has Begun Ministry   ·         God's Own Ministry   ·         The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) :D   ·         Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)   ·         Hurricane Miracle Ministry   ·         Healing Tsunami Ministry   ·         Satan in Trouble Ministry   ·         Fire for Fire Ministry   ·         Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. ·         My guess is they're affiliated with NATO :D   ·         FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt )   ·         Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite! :D :D :D Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel   ·         The Yoke Must Broke Ministry   ·         Jesus Heal Ministry   ·         Face to face ministry   ·         Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace   ·         Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)   ·         By fire By Fire Ministry   ·         HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES   ·         David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)   ·         House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)   ·         JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY   ·         OPM - Other people's money (PH)   ·         God in action ministries   ·         Moving mountain gospel church   ·         MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD   ·         Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)   ·         Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" :D :D :D   ·         HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY ( Abuja )   ·         HIGH TENSION MINISTRY   ·         JESUS NEVER [bleep] UP MINISTRY ( Benin ) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word :D ok here is it - "fuck"   ·         Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry   ·         Accredited Church of God   ·         Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) :D   ·         Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated   ·         Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State   ·         LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God   ·         Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin   ·         God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" :D   ·         Fire burn ministries   ·         JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt   ·         Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta   ·         Old time religion ministry   ·         Strong Hand of God ministry   ·         Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.   ·         Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil   ·         KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan   ·         Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin   ·         SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS   ·         Perfect Christianity Ministry   ·         Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries   Elshaddai shall not die ministries ...pls note Powered by...lolz  We can only begin to imagine the level of deception going on in most of these so called " churches ".

Tips on Long term relationships

A relationship is a friendship. Therefore you should be asking yourself this simple questions.

1.Can this person be my close friend?
2. Do we enjoy going for walks together and just talking?
3. Can i freely talk with him/her about my joys and sorrows or personal related issues.
4. Does he/she feel free share his/her deep feelings with me?
5. Do we enjoy working for God together?
6. Can he/she be there for me when i need help or clam me down when am angry?
7. Can he/she be there for me to learn on when i cry?
8. Can he/she love me naturally for who i am not what i have or look like?
9. Is this person my best friend?
10. Can him or her share all he has with me, is he or she a free giver?

LOVE IS NOT A FEELING

LOVE IS DOING

YOU CANNOT CHOOSE YOUR FEELINGS

YOU CAN CHOOSE WHAT YOU DO.